cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.
how old is spongebob supposed to be??? he works and lives by himself yet acts like a kid? is he 16? 33? 60? definitely one of life’s biggest mysteries
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
i already miss you
this is the last thing i wanna do and it sucks because it is soo soo hard. but i know we will be okay and i know this will help. i love you and im doing this for us