Hopeless Romantic

With a dirty mind

inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.”

—   Albert Einstein (via feellng)

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partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

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fistfulloffourleafclovers:

how old is spongebob supposed to be??? he works and lives by himself yet acts like a kid? is he 16? 33? 60? definitely one of life’s biggest mysteries

(Source: fistfulof4leafclovers, via fake-mermaid)

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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stability:

So many songs to download so little motivation

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via seanp0donnell)

The happiest place on Earth just got a little better 🎃👻

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i already miss you

this is the last thing i wanna do and it sucks because it is soo soo hard. but i know we will be okay and i know this will help. i love you and im doing this for us